Brain Explosion

Apr 17

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Apr 16

doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

(Source: hectorstaco, via thehound-and-thebird)

bowtiesarecool4:

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

#spot the Australian

bowtiesarecool4:

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

#spot the Australian

(Source: yodiscrepo, via thehound-and-thebird)

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thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via thehound-and-thebird)

Apr 15

laughingnancy:

itsybitsyparker:

consultingfilthymcnastyleviathan:

moonymoons:

give me liberty, or give me butts

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(via thehound-and-thebird)

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Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

” — "Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)

(Source: talesofnorth, via wilwheaton)

Apr 14

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